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The Most Hillarious
Prank Call Tape
Available!
Over two years have gone
into the making of this prank call tape. Two years
worth of the funniest prank calls have been squeezed into one
nintey minute tape. In this tape you will hear the funniest
of the funniest prank calls man (or woman) has ever seen.
Calls ranging from 7-Eleven Harrassment to Medical Office
Harrassement. We've also thrown in a couple of calls
involving nude men, women and animals in peoples back
yards. And, as a bonus track we've even put in some calls
from the Herbert Series, featuring
"Herbert" annoying the hell out of people. Also,
our incredibly gay duo, Armond and Zigmond
doing what they do best. . . Grossing the hell out of
people! You can also hear some of the most provacative
answering machine messages in the world left by our very own Electro
Phreak. You'll also have the chance to hear Cra-Z-legZ
harrassing our east-indian friends about everything
from immigration violations, insurance claims to pizza orders
(From PunAGopalous pizza
ofcourse!) You'll laugh so hard you'll mess yourself
horribly when unsuspecting victims get a call from Angel
(ElectroPhreak) from Fantasies Phone Sex Service! And of
course these are just a mere fraction of all the prank calls you
get when order our spectacular funny tape.
SATISFACTION !
Upon ordering you will recieve one high quality Sony audio cassette
filled to the max with funny prank calls recorded in HiFi Stereo
sound. A Cassette Inner Sleeve filled with information on
how we made the tape and information on the prank calls
themselves. You also will recieve a letter personally
signed by Electro Phreak and CraZlegZ themselves. Gees,
you'd think we'd be charging a million dollars for this! Well
you're wrong! We are only asking for $17.00!!!
WARNING: Contains Racially, Sexually,
and just Plain Offensive audio material. This tape may
offend some of our more "sensitive" listeners.
Listener descretion is advised. And if by chance you are
offended we are not to be held responsible, so please complain to
someone who cares, not us. We're busy making more tapes.
To Order Send Your Name and Mailing Address
along with $17.00 (Cheque or Money Order) (Canadian or American
funds) to:
Electric Humour Canada
Tape Requests
P.O. Box 320 V3T-5B6
Surrey, B.C. Canada
For more information on these extrememly funny tapes please
e-mail
Electro
Phreak or CraZlegZ.